i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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