He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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