I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm both gender and math confused
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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