is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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