have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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