i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Found your dick twin last night
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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