Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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