She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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