i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Congratulations! We have a period
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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