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p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life

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(480): View more from Arizona

I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing

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(613): View more from Ontario

It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.

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(518): View more from New York

you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved

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(615): View more from Tennessee

he fucked my hip out of place.

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(972): View more from Texas

the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.

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elevator sex. pronto.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...

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(813): View more from Florida

I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.

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You love porn!

(813): View more from Florida

Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.

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