Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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