Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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