omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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