I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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