I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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