But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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