did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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