He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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