Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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