Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
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