She said her name was "party"
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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