Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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