Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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