who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'm eating all of the evidence.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Alive.
So much puke
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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