His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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