some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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