yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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