i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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