who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I could make wine with my vomit
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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