people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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