We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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