I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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