you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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