You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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