We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
