ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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