FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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