I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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