How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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