Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
third nipple confirmed
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
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