I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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