We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
Randomize
