it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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