is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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