If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Pooping to opera.
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