dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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