She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Did I show you my penis last night?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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