If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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