yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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