i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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