he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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